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It's Not You, It's Our Synastry | Premium Astrology Hoodie

Regular price $79.99

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Color: White
Size: M
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Description

IT'S NOT YOU. IT'S OUR SYNASTRY.

Some connections are written in the stars. Others are a little more complicated.

For anyone who has ever checked two birth charts before deciding whether a relationship was worth pursuing, this hoodie needs no explanation.

Featuring the statement “It's not you. It's our synastry.”, this design brings a little astrological humor to the classic breakup line.

Understated typography, a subtle celestial reference, and just enough attitude to make a statement without trying too hard.

Whether you're an astrologer, a devoted astrology enthusiast, or simply someone who knows that compatibility goes beyond Sun signs, this hoodie belongs in your everyday rotation.

THE DETAILS

  • Soft fleece interior for everyday comfort
  • 100% cotton face
  • 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
  • Classic unisex fit
  • Three-panel hood with matching drawstrings
  • Front pouch pocket
  • Minimalist astrology-inspired graphic

FIT & SIZING

This hoodie runs small. For a more relaxed fit, we recommend ordering one size up.

Please check the Size Guide before purchasing.

CARE INSTRUCTIONS

Machine wash cold, inside out, with similar colors. Tumble dry on low or hang dry. Do not iron directly over the printed design.

Fit & sizing

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Size guide

It's Not You, It's Our Synastry | Premium Astrology Hoodie

SIZE GUIDE

This hoodie runs small. For a more relaxed fit, we recommend ordering one size up.

S
Length: 27 in (68.6 cm)
Chest: 38–41 in (96.5–104 cm)

M
Length: 28 in (71.1 cm)
Chest: 42–45 in (106.7–114.3 cm)

L
Length: 29 in (73.7 cm)
Chest: 46–49 in (116.8–124.5 cm)

XL
Length: 30 in (76.2 cm)
Chest: 50–53 in (127–134.6 cm)

2XL
Length: 31 in (78.7 cm)
Chest: 54–57 in (137.2–144.8 cm)

3XL
Length: 32 in (81.3 cm)
Chest: 58–62 in (147.3–157.5 cm)

HOW TO MEASURE

Chest: Measure around the fullest part of your chest, keeping the measuring tape horizontal.

Chest measurements refer to your body, not the width of the hoodie.

If you're between sizes, choose the larger size.